I really care about you
publication date: Jan 10, 2012
Phone rings]
“Hello, Simon Thompson speaking”
“Hello, could I speak to Mr Simon.... er.... Thompson”
“Yes, hello, speaking”
“Ah! Hello Mr Thompson, how are you today?”
[Mr Thompson puts gun to his head and pulls trigger]
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